Tuesday..again

Tuesday’s seem to be my favourite to post about. Who knew?

So I cant work today. (shucks, I know,but I literally have no work truck as the other Journeyman took it out of town). So I figure I would take the small human to daycare anyways and get some things done around the house.

Well I dropped her off at 8am this morning. It is now 9:50am. Only just got one load of laundry in. God damnit, I am a lazy fuck.

On the Bright side (why bright is capitalized I do not know. Deal with it) I did get my paperwork done finally. It was supposed to be handed in yesterday morning but, well, Mondays. Am I right? Ya, I am. I also had family in from Ontario all weekend so we spent their last day with them yesterday instead of going to work and daycare. Well worth it.

I have to laugh because my almost two year old wakes up at 6:45 yelling ‘Mummy!! Nuggoe!! Nuggoe mummy!’  Damn, I was hoping to shower while she slept. Never fails.

So I go get her from her crib, take her to my bed and the whole time she is saying ‘hi mummy.’ We lay down and she looks at me firmly and in this cheesy grin says ‘kisssseesssss!’ and pulls my face in to give me a kiss and then asks for a hug. She always says thank you after. So I mean, she’s polite at least. Must be doing something right. Makes up for letting her eat tostito chips and grapes for supper last night.

Then we start in on ‘momomoannnnaaaa’ until I turn on Moana. We watch this about 50 thousand times a day that I am almost sure I renamed her Hie Hie. Boy does she get upset when the coconuts steal him after he eats the Heart. ‘MUMMY TICKEN! HEART! BACK!’ so after I reassured her that they would get him back I go have a shower.

I come back to my room and this little cheeky, mischievous grin comes across her face and my thoughts immediately are ‘Oh God what did you do!’. I then hear a series of poots, toots and fluffs and her looking at me saying ‘Faahhhted!’ and giggles.

Why kids think bodily functions are so freaking hilarious is absolutely beyond me. Makes my day happier though, provided there are no explosions that go along with it.

Thats my Tuesday…..so far anyways as theres at least a days worth of laundry to do yet.