My kid told me that my ass is too big. Cool.
I was bent over putting something away and E decided she wanted my bedroom door shut.
I was in the way.
She starts psuhing on the door with all her might and says in a very exasperated voice..
“MUM! I cant close the door! You butt is too big! Mum you butt is TOO big!!”
Why is the innocence of babes so rude!
Moe Reality 