She said..

Do ALL of the things today!!

As I mentioned in my previous post earlier today(yes I know to posts in one day. Holllyyy poop)  I was unable to work today. So I was going to take advantage of the day and get things done.

So much for that. I mean I got my paperwork done and about two and half loads of laundry done. I say two and half because I am almost positive that one is still in the washing machine. I haven’t ventured downstairs since about 2pm to check.

Today all I got accomplished was watching The Justice League *finally* annnnndddd get a speeding ticket.

Yep you read that right. I got a freaking speeding ticket. My kid wasn’t even with me so I couldn’t blame it on her! Damn. I knew I was going to get one too. I was coming off of one off ramp going towards an on ramp (makes no sense I know) and didn’t bother to, you know, brake. There were no cars in front of me so I figured I could just coast it.

Boom. There it was, the silvery green unmarked police truck sitting in the approach between the two directions of traffic. I knew I was done at the moment. So then I decided to go slower, only because I knew he was going to pull me over anyways.

He came up to the window, I had everything ready already and he says “You know why I pulled you over right?” I just laughed and said ‘yep, I was speeding’ The officer then told me how fast I was going and I was more than welcome to come check his radar. I said ‘No need, I believe you’

My dumbass was doing 94km in a 70km zone. Oops.  My bad! It could have been worse though so theres a silver lining to it I suppose. [ For those wondering, I came off of a road that was 100km zone, I just didn’t brake enough to make the vehicle coast down to the proper speed, plus it turns into another highway right away]

I laughed about it the rest of the way to my destination. The ONE time I actually dont brake coming off the ramp and there is a freaking radar set up. I am still laughing about it.

So to end this delightful Tuesday, I accomplished absolutely nothing productive except maybe bathe the small human and put her to bed on time. #Winning