Mind Blown

My kid just ASKED to go to bed. Well, not JUST, since it is about 2 hours later.

Seriously though, who is this child. The one who fights me when it is bath and bed time, ASKED me if she could go to bed.

On top of it all, she slept for 3 freaking hours this afternoon. THREE! Now you’re thinking ‘Man I could do ALL of the things in that time period!’ Did I? Fuck, no. I did not. I did not do a damn thing. I watched a show, I cannot even remember what show I watched. Clearly zoned out on my own world.

I have to hand it to her though, she did really well on this highly active weekend and two out of 4 nights in bed an hour later than usual. So she napped for three this afternoon and went to bed an hour early tonight.

I feel kind of bad though because she didn’t eat a real supper while we were out, just filled up on tostito chips, grapes and cookies. So when we got home at 645, I made her some fettuccine alfredo. I also had no idea what the hell she was trying to tell me over and over after only eating two bites of pasta. The word ‘Bit’ kept coming out and I couldn’t figure out what she was getting at until she said it and put her hand on her head and then said it again and put her hand over her eyes.

So after I got her ready for bed and put her down, which she went like a dream, she asked me to ‘nuggew’ for a minute which she rarely wants to do anymore. I picked her up and we snuggled a little bit and she went back down easily.

I came out of her room with every intention of writing right away, but instead I wasted two hours of my life on social media and writing a post that I highly doubt I will ever publish.

Low and behold, two hours later, I have written this master piece!

Just kidding, its not a master piece. I have no idea what I am doing.. Add Blogging to the below picture and its an accurate description of my life.